
Of course if I were a turtle I bet every other human would be a turtle and they'd also carry houses on their back. Then it would be normal to have a house on my back and everyone would think I was weird for constantly pointing it out... because we'd all carry houses on our backs. But in that situation I don't think I'd be the weird because... well... you get what I'm trying to say?
Man, being a turtle must be hard.
Also, turtle's probably fuck weird.
DONE! FIFTEEN MINUTES ON THE MONEY!